THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

3 scrolls and I either feel: Unproductive, Inspired, Lonely, or Horny. 


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nintandao64:

My standards for relationships have been fucked up ever since I found these two
;_;
11. July 2014

Take a shot every time a girl says “At the end of the day.”


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I had to renew my license but I thought since I had a bunch of tickets I’d have to take the test again.

The DMV lady I turned my papers in told me to go take my photo.

I told her I thought my parking tickets messed up my driving record.

Her response:

"No Hun, parking tickets are not a reflection of poor driving skills, there more a reflection of your poor reading skills."


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There are two types of people in this world: people to pronounce “Tuesday” as “tuzdei” and people to say “choose day.”


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I just got Taco Bell and I was given the wrong burrito but I don’t wanna go all the way back but I really don’t like this burrito.


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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via meeskati)


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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

(Source: youtube.com, via love-adamtuttle)

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

(via goodlifequote)


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My cousin got placed on league of legends Instagram. I’m so proud of her. #tinniestblitzcrank