3 scrolls and I either feel: Unproductive, Inspired, Lonely, or Horny.
I had to renew my license but I thought since I had a bunch of tickets I’d have to take the test again.
The DMV lady I turned my papers in told me to go take my photo.
I told her I thought my parking tickets messed up my driving record.
"No Hun, parking tickets are not a reflection of poor driving skills, there more a reflection of your poor reading skills."
There are two types of people in this world: people to pronounce “Tuesday” as “tuzdei” and people to say “choose day.”
I just got Taco Bell and I was given the wrong burrito but I don’t wanna go all the way back but I really don’t like this burrito.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this